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Uh what? (spelling failures):

• Ferniture
  
• House Hold Fuerniture
  
• XXXXEntertainment centerXXXX (not nearly as exciting as the subject line would lead you to believe)
  
• Ottomin
  
• NEGOTIOABLE (yes, this was all in caps, as was the entire ad)
  
• GREAT CONDITION AND DO NOT HAVE ANY STREANGE SMELLS OR ANY THING (same ad)
  
• I WAS GONNA POST PICS BUT CANT FIND MIND CAMERA USB CORD (this ad was a gold mind mine!!!)
  
• blue swade couch (don't you step on my blue swade couch!)
  
• French Preventional Couch Excellent Condition (this one may well be truth in advertising as it is a very formal, thinly cushioned thing that appears to be designed to prevent anything fun that might occur on it)
  
• Beige carbon fiber couch and chase (oh where to begin?)
  
• burgendy sectionnal couch / burgendy couch big and long (compensating? projecting perhaps?)
  

What are you actually selling?:

• couch/sofa -- seats 3 or more, might have a bed hiding inside, or might recline
  
• love seat -- seats 2 (TWO! TWO!!!!!) people, hence the term LOVE seat...If it seats THREE, it is not a love seat. Three people would make for a sticky love situation. If it seats ONE, it is similarly not a love seat. Again, one person would also make for a sticky love situation, but for an entirely different reason.
  
• chair -- seats 1 person. Just one very lonely person. All by him/herself. For example, this is a chair...or really, a chaise lounge thing...that is not worth $285. Or $300 for that matter! Get with the program!
  

Gallery of BAD:


black vinyl sofa bed....awww yeah...black vinyl....


um...what color is it? er...what SHAPE is it?


Again with the slip covers! According to the ad, it "LOOKS BRANK NEW". No, this was not the same ALL CAPS PERSON as earlier. Apparently it's contagious.


You couldn't clear it off before taking the picture?